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Today's gender is the sound of contented purring.

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fucked up how Alan Turing, Computer Daddy, would've fit in around here

apparently he wouldn't shut up about how gay he was, and mentioned it in casual conversation

in 1936 he invented a computer that, get this, can do everything any computer built since then could do. everything. yes, it can mine bitcoin. yes, it can run Doom. it could run all of Amazon's backend. just very slowly, of course.

Computer Daddy was hella gay

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Please remember:
If your mask does not cover both your nose and mouth, you are NOT wearing a mask

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Nerdy rant about Canonical's Livepatch 

"Community (read: not paying) Users of the Canonical Livepatch Service who want to eliminate the small chance of being randomly chosen as a canary should enroll in the Ubuntu Advantage program (starting at $12/month)." (Ubuntu docs)

A friend translated it to:

"this is a dangerous neighborhood, maybe you walk around one day rendering video, maybe your kernel brick because of 'accident'. Better to pay small fee for ... ghow do i say... protection, no?"

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absolutely losing my fucking mind at this video from the wikipedia page for the physics engine "phyz"

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Optical Illusions 

There are no yellow pixels in this image.

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Chopsticks? Baguettes.
Drumsticks? Baguettes.
Magic wand? Baguette.
Orchestra conductor’s baton? Baguette.
Divining rod? Baguette.
Incense? Baguette.
Cane? Baguette.
Rectangular gemstone? Baguette.
Legs? Baguettes.
Authoritarianism? Leading with a baguette.

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it's so depressing how cringe every new detail about 2077 is due to being made by a room of racist anti lgbtq white dudes lmao

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open source e-reader in a world full of amazon-controlled e-readers seems like a good move

github.com/joeycastillo/The-Op

What do you call an underwhelming leftist? 

So-socialist

"In a situation like this when we confront something unfair or unethical, we must persist because ethics is priceless."

- my landlord praising me over talking the repair company out of charging him for a repair they didn't do.

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install my super trustworthy tool by copying this code in your terminal:

curl -s http://legit.​i/swear | sh

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Newer version of the 6-colour pride flag with a 5-colour chevron on the left side, including trans colours and POC colours. I like this version.

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Had to ddg an (unrelated) word and look at what urbandictionary gave me 😂

"gratefully working for top level folks"

that boot must be pushing its way down the large intestine by now

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generic federated cybersecurity reminder 

Reminder that the entire point of federated networks is that they fire messages around to untrusted servers that you don't control.

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